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So my mum has new puppies, which have been living in and around the house with us for the last few weeks, and they are pretty dirty and smelly all the time, because they shit everywhere. today i got a bit mad about it all, a bit tired of it, and decided to try to get rid of a few of them. Got pretty into it i guess.

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NEK MINNIT  :o

300 FLIES BITCHEZ, NO WEAPONS NO TOWELS NO NUTHIN, TOOK ME TWO HOURS AND THREE ROOMS FULL OF DEAD FLIES, KILLED ALL OF THEM,   THIS MAKES ME FEEL SOOO MUCH BETTER. I AM SO DISGUSTED YET PROUD OF MYSELF. 8 DOUBLE KILLS, 4 TRIPLE KILLS, 2 PENTA KILLS 3 SEXTAAA KILLLLLZZZ AND I KILLEDD 7 IN ONE SLAP TO END IT ROOAOOAOAOOAOAOAOORRRRRRGRAAAHHHHRRRR!!!!! >D>D>D    

I could happily die today, life complete, if i didn’t leave behind my fave gal and da boiz (and da galz in da boiz (you know who u r ;)). I want to thank all the people who’ve supported me in my 19 years on this earth. 

I love you

                                         ~~~Livetightspellright~~~                                                              

 

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i’m smarter than all them alien bitches haha
this is me and my girl (except it’s actually not because my legs are way more massive and my girl’s boobs are nicer hehe)
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More sleepy snaps in the car trip back home

this is me having a bit of a nap aha, i look silly here but still really cute :P